I was browsing through Vogue.co.uk’s best dressed this week and spotted a picture of Claudia Winkleman wearing a two tone trench. I didn’t love it, but it doesn’t matter what your wearing when your face looks like this!
Now I have just about enough trouble holding myself back from hitting my tv screen when watching Strictly it Takes Two. I like Claudia’s hair (I’m a sucker for a blunt fringe), I like her outfits most days, but why, WHY? Does she accentuate the fact that her eyes appear to be sliding off her face??
Do I even need to mention the fake tan that rivals G Hensons or the dusty magenta lips?? Honestly C, sack your stylist.